Christina. 25. Long story short, my childhood aspirations to become a Disney villain haven't panned out, veering off somewhere around the point when I developed strong feelings about the internet, serial comma, and 'kids these days'. Now, I'm a cripplingly awkward sociology graduate who still can't read a clock with hands. My life right now is like the middle part of a book that drags (like Tom Bombadil kind of dragging) - the part where you're getting introduced to all the characters and dilemmas that will become interesting plot points later. My major hobbies include singing to my cat and binging on yogurt bemoaning the fact that I may be turning into a lesbian Bridget Jones.