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• Christina (33)
• Gemini
• INTJ
• Yoda hate blogger

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“I feel like you're that kind of person who's just proper and the perfect mom friend. And then you come with wild tales like that.” —Sebastian

“dont take this the wrong way but you remind me of this chaos demon from one of my books.” —Cass

“are you literally sending me passages from gilgamesh right now.” —Kat

“You’re evil, and I love you for it. You’re like… Satan’s daughter — not really interested in continuing the family profession but still will stake you through the heart with a tent peg.”
—Kate

“The neighbors solely remember you by the chode joke you made last time you were over.” —Rebeca

“I feel like I’m Sarah and you’re David Bowie all sexy with glitterpower and a disturbingly present cock leading me around on this wild adventure I didn’t ask for.” —Kimli

"you're fucking scary when ur determined" —Cass

"i feel like i met a hermit in a cave and its you" —Margaret

"you also prove the superman glasses theory. you are the characters people say are unrealistic" —Cass

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blue–ingenue:

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a decade of characterization summarized in one screenshot

oknowkiss:

adult harry potter would not be a confident, self-sufficient person capable of love adult harry potter would be roman roy, constantly aching for validation but completely incapable of expressing a need so he chases conflict and forces people to dislike him because it’s the only kind of attention he’s comfortable with in this essay I will—

#hp  

thepastneverforgets:

i think what gets me the most and what plays heavily into marc’s trauma and undeserved guilt is the fact the his mom was the ideal loving and nurturing parental figure before his brother’s death. so it’s not just “you did this” as in ‘you did this and now your brother is dead because of you’ but also ‘you did this and now look at the person i’ve become’ which is why he couldn’t go to the service and face his grief. because even though he turned his back on their home years ago, there’s a part of the guilt and trauma that still tells him “you could’ve fixed this, fixed things with your mom. you could’ve done better than this” and it just breaks my heart

really puts into perspective marc’s stubbornness against steven in the first few episodes and steven’s adoration for his mom. on the phone talking to a woman that wasn’t just already dead but a woman that also hadn’t existed in a very long time 

artofdyingslowly:

enemies to lovers but with myself

ryebreadgf:

not now, kitten. daddy’s a shell of his former self

lilacsociety:

laurent in captive prince: I want to kill this man for what he did to me

laurent in prince’s gambit: fuck it this is my hot girl summer

elftwink:

want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

greelin:

if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Thinking about “convinced they’re a monster, terrified of getting close to people because they don’t want to hurt them” x “you’re not a monster to me but like I’m also a little into it when you get scary ngl” this sounds really specific but I’ve had several pairs of blorbos like that

Vulnerability issues x kinky bastard gets me every time. It’s about the “I don’t want to hurt you” and the “you won’t ………..but I mean if you wanted to? 👀”

i will never be over the irony of chris pratt, known animal abuser, being in a movie about animal abuse everyone is celebrating

maxknightley:

maxknightley:

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

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romantic and sexual partner.

#gpoy  

prisonhannibal:

character whose villain origin story is having a job

diybreastreduction-deactivated2:

who up delaying the inevitable