“I feel like you're that kind of person who's just proper and the perfect mom friend. And then you come with wild tales like that.” —Sebastian

“dont take this the wrong way but you remind me of this chaos demon from one of my books.” —Cass

“are you literally sending me passages from gilgamesh right now.” —Kat

“You’re evil, and I love you for it. You’re like… Satan’s daughter — not really interested in continuing the family profession but still will stake you through the heart with a tent peg.”
—Kate

“The neighbors solely remember you by the chode joke you made last time you were over.” —Rebeca

“I feel like I’m Sarah and you’re David Bowie all sexy with glitterpower and a disturbingly present cock leading me around on this wild adventure I didn’t ask for.” —Kimli

"you're fucking scary when ur determined" —Cass

"i feel like i met a hermit in a cave and its you" —Margaret

"you also prove the superman glasses theory. you are the characters people say are unrealistic" —Cass